Did You Hear? Jokes - Page 9

Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?

Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
He was the last of his race.

Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.

Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.

Did you hear about woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.

Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.

Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.

Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.

Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.