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A selection of 'did you hear about the' jokes

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Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.
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Did you hear about the new deodorant that has just been invented? It is called "Vanish".
You spray it on and you become invisible - so no one knows where the smell is coming from.
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Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of eggs?
He has returned them. Apparently he only did it for a yolk.
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Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.
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Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shelfish.
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Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.
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Did you hear about the a fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.
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Did you hear about the fence builder who got fired for deserting his posts?
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Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?
They are always fighting tooth and nail.
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Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!

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