Did You Hear? Jokes - Page 3

Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.

Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.

Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.

Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!

Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.

Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.

Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?

Did you hear about the man who fell into a upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered.

Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.