Did You Hear? Jokes - Page 2

Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.

Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?

Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?

Did you hear about the sculptor's son?
He was a chip of the old block.

Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?
He started telling tales of whoa.

Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter?
Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.

Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.

Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.