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A selection of 'did you hear about the' jokes

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Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.
Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Divide 30 by half and add 10. What is the answer?
70

Car

What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin round to see you.

Cows

Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.

Original

Xerox never comes up with anything original.

Dogs

Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.

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