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Did You Hear? Jokes - Page 14
A selection of 'did you hear about the' jokes
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Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.
Did you hear about the man who wouldn't wash until he became a millionaire? He's now filthy rich.
Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.
He especially liked the vaultz.
Did you hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.
It was de-lighted.
Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
He's the Chief in-spectre.
Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Drink
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
Steak
Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
Lawyers
What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.
Grandad
'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sicily.
Sicily who?
Sicily question.
Who's there?
Sicily.
Sicily who?
Sicily question.
America
What is found in the middle of America and Australia? The letter R.