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A selection of 'did you hear about the' jokes

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Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.
Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Stealing

The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'

Going

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?

French

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Francis.
Francis who?
Francis where French people live.

Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...

Varnish

How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the 'r'.

Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.

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