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A selection of 'did you hear about the' jokes

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Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.
Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Lawyers

Lawyer Says His Client Is Not That Guilty

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Demure.
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.

Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.

Spoken

"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."

Water

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.

Animals

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

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