Did You Hear? Jokes - Page 12

Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.

Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.

Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.

Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.

Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.

Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.