Did You Hear? Jokes - Page 11

Did you hear about the woman who was so ugly she could make yogurt just by staring at a glass of milk for an hour?

Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated working in the country?
He went to London and got a job as a shoe-shine boy. So the farmer made hay while the son shone.

Did you hear about the fool who keeps going around saying "no" anytime someone asks them a question?
No.
Oh, it's you!

Did you hear the one about the statistician?
Probably....

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.

Did you hear about the animal hotel that has exclusive accommodation for squirrels?
It's called The Nutcracker Suite.

Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.

Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.