What are gnomes the most afraid of at Christmas?
That Father Christmas will give them the sack.
What is a hairdresser's favorite Christmas carol?
'Oh comb all ye faithful.'
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly ...
What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.
What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas.
What does Father Christmas do if his elves get too fat?
He sends them to an elf farm.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Christmas stocking.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Harp.
Harp who?
Harp the Herald Angels Sing.
What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.
John: Would you like a little Christmas cheer?
George: Yes, that would be very welcome.
John: Ok. Hip, hip, hooray!