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Christmas Jokes - Page 21 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more of our Christmas Jokes and Funny Stories to help you see the humorous side of the festive season.
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Each Christmas, we see a ghost in our house.
I guess it must be the 'festive spirit'.
I guess it must be the 'festive spirit'.
Did you hear about the politicians' Christmas Eve nativity play?
It had to be cancelled when the organizers couldn't find three wise men.
It had to be cancelled when the organizers couldn't find three wise men.
Don't forget... a useful Christmas gift is one that can be exchanged!
All I expect for Christmas is my wife's relations!
Which famous English playwright was terrified of Christmas?
Noel Coward!
Noel Coward!
Prepare for Christmas early by falling out with your relatives now instead of waiting till Christmas Day.
What do you get if you cross a boomerang with a Christmas present?
A gift that returns itself to the store to be exchanged.
A gift that returns itself to the store to be exchanged.
How will you get onto the Internet on Christmas Day?
Yule log on.
Yule log on.
Did you hear what happened to the sad Christmas tree?
It pined away.
It pined away.
What should you say to someone who's worried about Christmastime?
Yule be fine.
Yule be fine.
Who wakes you up on Christmas Eve with a plate of spaghetti?
The Ghost of Christmas Pasta.
The Ghost of Christmas Pasta.
Why does Rudolph have a red nose?
Because he sneezes a lot!
Because he sneezes a lot!