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Change a Lightbulb Jokes - Page 8
The classic 'change lightbulbs' jokes
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How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two ! One, two ! One, two ! (think about it)
1. One, two ! One, two ! One, two ! (think about it)
How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job."
None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job."
How many country & western singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love she is with the new one, and one to go "Yeeeee-Hah !" and throw his hat in the air.
Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love she is with the new one, and one to go "Yeeeee-Hah !" and throw his hat in the air.
How many Quality managers does it take to change a light bulb?
We've formed a quality circle to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to determine the best thing we as managers can do to enable light bulbs to work smarter, not harder.
We've formed a quality circle to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to determine the best thing we as managers can do to enable light bulbs to work smarter, not harder.
How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That depends on whether it has health insurance.
That depends on whether it has health insurance.
How many veterinarians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb and two more to complain that an MD makes ten times as much for the same procedure!!
Three. One to change the bulb and two more to complain that an MD makes ten times as much for the same procedure!!
How many laboratory heads (senior researchers, etc.) does it take to change a light bulb?
Five one to change the light bulb, the other four to stand around arguing whether he/she is taking the right approach.
Five one to change the light bulb, the other four to stand around arguing whether he/she is taking the right approach.
How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?
One -- plus or minus three (small sample size).
One -- plus or minus three (small sample size).