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The classic 'change lightbulbs' jokes

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Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job."
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many country & western singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love she is with the new one, and one to go "Yeeeee-Hah !" and throw his hat in the air.
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many Quality managers does it take to change a light bulb?
We've formed a quality circle to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to determine the best thing we as managers can do to enable light bulbs to work smarter, not harder.
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That depends on whether it has health insurance.
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many veterinarians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb and two more to complain that an MD makes ten times as much for the same procedure!!
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many laboratory heads (senior researchers, etc.) does it take to change a light bulb?
Five one to change the light bulb, the other four to stand around arguing whether he/she is taking the right approach.
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?
One -- plus or minus three (small sample size).
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How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a light bulb?
Look, for only $87 billion, we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

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