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The classic 'change lightbulbs' jokes

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Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many Jewish mothers in law does it take to change a light bulb? (cue typical accent, shoulders hunched...)
None! I don't mind sitting here in the dark vilst u goes out enjoying yourselves.....
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?
That depends on the speed of the changer, and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. Then it just might be easier to leave the bulb alone and change the room. It's all relative.
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five, and you should've seen the light bulb! It must have been this big! (Gestures with arms...) Five of us were barely enough!
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many soccer players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to get into position to screw it in, one to kick the legs out from under him, one to snatch the light bulb and pass it to his mate who, then goes and screws it in over the other side of the room, and one to roll around on the floor pretending to be really injured.
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
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How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two ! One, two ! One, two ! (think about it)

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