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The classic 'change lightbulbs' jokes

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Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
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How many fashion designers does it take to change a light bulb?
None - they just mount a huge advertising campaign proclaiming that this year "dark" is in.
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How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but the bulb has got to want to change first.
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How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
Submitted by: Matti
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Q: How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85.00 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider . . .
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
Q: How many shipping department guys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can change the light bulb in seven to ten working days, but if you call before 2 p.m., and pay an extra $15, we can get the light bulb changed overnight.
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How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.
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How many politically correct people does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "Why should we impose our values on the light bulb? If it wishes to be a light bulb of no light, we should respect its uniqueness and individuality."

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