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Change a Lightbulb Jokes - Page 5
The classic 'change lightbulbs' jokes
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
How many fashion designers does it take to change a light bulb?
None - they just mount a huge advertising campaign proclaiming that this year "dark" is in.
None - they just mount a huge advertising campaign proclaiming that this year "dark" is in.
How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but the bulb has got to want to change first.
Only one - but the bulb has got to want to change first.
How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
A fish.
Submitted by: Matti
Q: How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85.00 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider . . .
A: Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85.00 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider . . .
Q: How many shipping department guys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can change the light bulb in seven to ten working days, but if you call before 2 p.m., and pay an extra $15, we can get the light bulb changed overnight.
A: We can change the light bulb in seven to ten working days, but if you call before 2 p.m., and pay an extra $15, we can get the light bulb changed overnight.
How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.