Change a Lightbulb Jokes - Page 4

How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
They do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to get the bulb and two to get the phone number to dial one of their subordinates to come and change it.

How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.

How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.