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The classic 'change lightbulbs' jokes

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Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
They do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to get the bulb and two to get the phone number to dial one of their subordinates to come and change it.
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How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?
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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.
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How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.

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