Change a Lightbulb Jokes - Page 3

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.

How many politicians does it take to change a light-bulb?
'The Government is well aware of the situation and we are setting up a committee to look into the feasibility of changing it.'

One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!

How many members of the government doe it take to change a light bulb.
Members of the government never change light bulbs, they prefer to keep the public in the dark.

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.

How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.

How many QA engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3: 1 to screw it in and 2 to say "I told you so" when it doesn't work.