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The classic 'change lightbulbs' jokes

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Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many Members of Parliament does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty five - one to change it and twenty four to go on an all expenses paid fact-finding trip to find out how it is done in Barbados.
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
One-third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!

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