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Change a Lightbulb Jokes - Page 2
The classic 'change lightbulbs' jokes
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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to pronounce the old bulb died from natural causes and sign the death certificate.
Two. One to change the bulb and one to pronounce the old bulb died from natural causes and sign the death certificate.
How many Members of Parliament does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty five - one to change it and twenty four to go on an all expenses paid fact-finding trip to find out how it is done in Barbados.
Twenty five - one to change it and twenty four to go on an all expenses paid fact-finding trip to find out how it is done in Barbados.
How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.
How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."
How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.
Two, the old one and the new one.
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.
None. It turned itself in.
How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
One-third less than for a regular bulb.
One-third less than for a regular bulb.