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How many Yorkshiremen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it, one to hold his racing pigeon, one to hold his greyhound, and one to drink his pint of bitter.
How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.
How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the light bulb, one to be a witness, and
the third to shoot the witness.
How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.
How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.
How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to write the environmental impact statement.
How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
How many FILM DIRECTORS does it take to change a
light-bulb?
"I don't care how many it takes, what it costs, or how you do it -
JUST GET IT CHANGED, OKAY?!?! !"
How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
How many TEENAGERS does it take to change a
light-bulb?
"Do it yourseIf - it's your house! What am I, some kind of personal slave or something?"
Submitted by: Ian Dawson
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