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The classic 'change lightbulbs' jokes

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Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.
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How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the light bulb, one to be a witness, and the third to shoot the witness.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.
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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.
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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to write the environmental impact statement.
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How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
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How many FILM DIRECTORS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"I don't care how many it takes, what it costs, or how you do it -
JUST GET IT CHANGED, OKAY?!?! !"
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How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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How many TEENAGERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Do it yourseIf - it's your house! What am I, some kind of personal slave or something?"
Submitted by: Ian Dawson
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How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.
Submitted by: David Lee

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