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How many IBM engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a
feature.
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll document it in the manual."
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. Two to write the specification program, one to screw it
in, and two to explain why the project was late.
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !
How many British trades unionists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They cannot interfere with the light bulb's inalienable
right to withdraw its labour.
How many MP's does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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