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The classic 'change lightbulbs' jokes

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Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll document it in the manual."
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. Two to write the specification program, one to screw it in, and two to explain why the project was late.
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
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How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many British trades unionists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They cannot interfere with the light bulb's inalienable right to withdraw its labour.
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many MP's does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.

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