Change A Light Bulb Jokes - Page 9 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories

How many QA engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3: 1 to screw it in and 2 to say 'I told you so' when it doesn't work.

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.

How many film stars does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.

How many members of the government does it take to change a light bulb.
Members of the government never change light bulbs; they prefer to keep the public in the dark.

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
'The Government is well aware of the situation, and we are setting up a committee to look into the feasibility of changing it.'

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
One-third less than for a regular bulb.