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The classic 'change a lightbulb' jokes

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How many trainspotters does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it, write its serial number down and bring the anoraks and the flask of soup.
How many Blue Peter (UK children's TV program) presenters does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and turn the old one into an attractive Christmas tree decoration.
How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
Tourist: Do you know how many Welsh people it takes to change a light bulb?
Welsh Choir: No, but you sing it, and we'll hum the tune in moving harmony.
How many politically correct people does it take to change a light bulb?
None. 'Why should we impose our values on the light bulb? If it wishes to be a light bulb of no light, we should respect its uniqueness and individuality.'
How many DIY enthusiasts does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes three trips to the hardware store and two weekends.
How many shipping department guys does it take to change a light bulb?
We can replace the lightbulb within seven to ten working days; however, we can replace it overnight for an additional $15 if you phone before 2:00 p.m.
How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85.00 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider.
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but the bulb has to want to change first.
How many fashion designers does it take to change a light bulb?
None - they just mount a huge advertising campaign proclaiming that this year 'dark' is in.

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