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The classic 'change a lightbulb' jokes

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How many laboratory heads (senior researchers, etc.) does it take to change a light bulb?
Five people: one to change the lightbulb and the other four to stand around debating whether or not the person is going about things correctly.
How many veterinarians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three: one to replace the lightbulb and two more to voice their displeasure that an MD charges 10 times as much for the identical procedure!
How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That depends on whether it has health insurance.
How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they must meet to discuss the change's ramifications.
How many Quality managers does it take to change a light bulb?
To learn more about the issue of light bulb burnout and what managers can do to help light bulbs operate more intelligently rather than harder, we've established a quality circle.
How many country & western singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at losing the old one, one to sing of her intense love for the new one, and one to go 'Yeeeee-Hah !' and toss his hat in the air.
How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. 'I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job.'
How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two! One, two! One, two! (think about it)
How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
How many soccer players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to get into the correct position to screw it in, one to kick the legs out from under him, one to grab the light bulb before passing it to his mate, who then goes and screws it in over the other side of the room, and one to roll around on the floor pretending to be injured.
How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
Every member of the team! And for that, they all receive a semester's credit!

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