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The classic 'change a lightbulb' jokes
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How many Oliver Norths does it take to change a light bulb?
How is he able to? All of the light bulbs he sold went to Iran.
How is he able to? All of the light bulbs he sold went to Iran.
How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.
None. If the light bulb needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.
How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.
None. They haven't got a policy on that.
How many conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb? One after contemplating in the twilight on the virtues of the previous bulb.
How many MP's does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to establish a fact-finding committee to learn more about the process.
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to establish a fact-finding committee to learn more about the process.
How many British trade unionists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They cannot impede the inalienable right of the light bulb to stop working.
None. They cannot impede the inalienable right of the light bulb to stop working.
How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't!
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't!
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. 'We'll fix it in software.'
None. 'We'll fix it in software.'
How many software programmers are required to change a lightbulb?
Two. Someone always leaves in the middle of a project.
Two. Someone always leaves in the middle of a project.
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five: two to write the software specification, one to install it, and two to justify the project's delay.
Five: two to write the software specification, one to install it, and two to justify the project's delay.
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. 'We'll document it in the manual.'
None. 'We'll document it in the manual.'