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The classic 'change a lightbulb' jokes
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and the other to smash the old one on his forehead.
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and the other to smash the old one on his forehead.
How many Thomas Edisons does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. He doesn't change them, he invents them.
None. He doesn't change them, he invents them.
How many baritones does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They can't get up that high.
None. They can't get up that high.
How many frat guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Five. One to hold the bulb, and four to drink beer until the room spins.
Five. One to hold the bulb, and four to drink beer until the room spins.
How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
How many gorillas does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it sure takes a load of light bulbs!
Only one, but it sure takes a load of light bulbs!
How many fatalists does it take to change in a light bulb?
What does it matter, we're all gonna die anyway.
What does it matter, we're all gonna die anyway.
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Almost unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
Almost unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
How many poor people does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Poor people don't have lightbulbs - they're too expensive.
None. Poor people don't have lightbulbs - they're too expensive.
How many newsmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he'll tell everybody.
Only one, but he'll tell everybody.
How many magicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Into what?
Into what?
How many evolutionists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but it takes eight million years.
Only one, but it takes eight million years.