Change A Light Bulb Jokes - Page 11 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories

How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many doyouthink it takes?

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One is to change the bulb, and one is to apologize for the delay.

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that now.

How many auto mechanics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to try to put in the wrong lamp, and one to replace the broken socket.

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?
None. We contract out for things like that.

How many surgeons does it take to change a lightbulb?
"Why don't you just let us remove the entire socket - you don't need it, and it'll just give you trouble later."

How many bikers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to change a lightbulb?
Change it to what?

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One if at home, but on school time, four.