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The classic 'change a lightbulb' jokes
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old and the new ones.
Two, the old and the new ones.
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
'We just report the facts, we don't change them.'
'We just report the facts, we don't change them.'
How many workers from the twelfth century did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.
How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.
How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. As he grasps the bulb, the entire universe spins around him.
Only one. As he grasps the bulb, the entire universe spins around him.
How many Members of Parliament does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty-five - one to change it and twenty-four to go on an all-expenses-paid fact-finding trip to find out how it is done in Barbados.
Twenty-five - one to change it and twenty-four to go on an all-expenses-paid fact-finding trip to find out how it is done in Barbados.
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to pronounce the old bulb died from natural causes and sign the death certificate.
Two. One to change the bulb and one to pronounce the old bulb died from natural causes and sign the death certificate.
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.
How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - 'Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?'
None - 'Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?'