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What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.
Cadbury's Milk Dray.
It was so quiet you could have heard a cough drop.
Man: 'Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye.'
Little Girl: 'If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes.'
Little Girl: 'If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes.'
Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
They just get plastered.
What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!
Puss 'n' boots!
'It's gone forever - gone forever, I tell you.'
'What has?'
'Yesterday.'
'What has?'
'Yesterday.'
I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.
What was it?
My alarm clock.
Why did God create economists?
To make weather forecasters look good.
To make weather forecasters look good.
Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.
Because they're crackers.
I've got a bad stomach.
Well, just keep your coat on, and no one will notice.
Well, just keep your coat on, and no one will notice.
Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.
Sherlock Foams.
What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.
An old banger.