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American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories
A woman walked into a savings & loan and said to the loan officer, "I'd like to talk to you about a loan." "Great!" the ecstatic loan officer replied, "How much can you give us?"
American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories
An American, traveling on a train in Europe, met a Cuban tobacco grower, a Russian vodka distiller and a lawyer. While they were talking business, the Cuban took out four cigars and passed them around. After lighting his own cigar, the Cuban took one drag and then threw it out the window, explaining that cigars were of no consequence in his country since there was such an abundance of them. After dinner, the Russian passed out bottles of vodka. After taking just one swig, he threw the bottle out the window, explaining that vodka was of no consequence since, in Russia, it was so plentiful. The American businessman sat in quiet contemplation for several minutes then arose and threw the lawyer out the window.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Beer

Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.

10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.

Banks

Why can't you keep any secrets in a bank?
Because of all the tellers.

Impeccable: having immunity to woodpeckers.

Bananas

Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.

Doctors

Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.

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