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American Humor - Page 6 - With 10 More Jokes and Funny Stories

Here is more of our selection of American jokes and humor.

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A guide was showing a Texan Niagara Falls.
Guide: I'll bet you don't have anything like that in Texas.
Texan: Nope, I reckon we don't, but we got plumbers that could fix it.
These two ladies were walking down the street when they came across a frog. The frog said, "Kiss me and I will turn into a handsome Texas oil man." One lady reached down, grabbed the frog and put it in her purse. The other looked at her and said, "Aren't you going to kiss that frog?"
She replied, "No! A talking frog is worth a lot more money than a Texas oil man."
You know you're a redneck if both your dog and your wallet are on a chain.
You know you're a redneck if directions to your house include: and then you turn off the paved road...
What do you get when you play a country song backwards?
You get your house back, your car back, your woman back, and you get your whole life back.
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
"I don't know, and I don't care."
You know you're a redneck if going to the bathroom at night involves putting on your shoes and carrying a flashlight.
You know you're a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?!" "Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been any around here for years!" "Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely towards the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said. "The sharks got 'em."
In America, anyone can become the President.
That's just one of the risks you take to live here.

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