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American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories
A woman walked into a savings & loan and said to the loan officer, "I'd like to talk to you about a loan." "Great!" the ecstatic loan officer replied, "How much can you give us?"
American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories
An American, traveling on a train in Europe, met a Cuban tobacco grower, a Russian vodka distiller and a lawyer. While they were talking business, the Cuban took out four cigars and passed them around. After lighting his own cigar, the Cuban took one drag and then threw it out the window, explaining that cigars were of no consequence in his country since there was such an abundance of them. After dinner, the Russian passed out bottles of vodka. After taking just one swig, he threw the bottle out the window, explaining that vodka was of no consequence since, in Russia, it was so plentiful. The American businessman sat in quiet contemplation for several minutes then arose and threw the lawyer out the window.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

Yo mama is so stupid she thinks that aroma is someone who does a lot of travelling.

Water

Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.

Astronauts

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive just round the corner.

Sings

What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.

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