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American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories
A woman walked into a savings & loan and said to the loan officer, "I'd like to talk to you about a loan." "Great!" the ecstatic loan officer replied, "How much can you give us?"
American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories
An American, traveling on a train in Europe, met a Cuban tobacco grower, a Russian vodka distiller and a lawyer. While they were talking business, the Cuban took out four cigars and passed them around. After lighting his own cigar, the Cuban took one drag and then threw it out the window, explaining that cigars were of no consequence in his country since there was such an abundance of them. After dinner, the Russian passed out bottles of vodka. After taking just one swig, he threw the bottle out the window, explaining that vodka was of no consequence since, in Russia, it was so plentiful. The American businessman sat in quiet contemplation for several minutes then arose and threw the lawyer out the window.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Teachers

Teacher: What is the name given to the small rivers that flow into the river Nile?
William: The Juve-Niles?

Candle

What did the big candle say to the little candle?
You're pretty bright for such a little guy!

Ducks

What are ducks favorite television programs?
Duckumentaries.

Dieting

I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!

Witches

Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.

Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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