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American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories - Page 6
Here is more of our selection of American jokes and humor.
This is page 6 of 6. Showing jokes 51 to 52
A woman walked into a savings & loan and said to the loan officer, "I'd like
to talk to you about a loan." "Great!" the ecstatic loan officer replied,
"How much can you give us?"
An American, traveling on a train in Europe, met a Cuban tobacco grower,
a Russian vodka distiller and a lawyer. While they were talking business,
the Cuban took out four cigars and passed them around. After lighting his
own cigar, the Cuban took one drag and then threw it out the window,
explaining that cigars were of no consequence in his country since there
was such an abundance of them. After dinner, the Russian passed out bottles
of vodka. After taking just one swig, he threw the bottle out the window,
explaining that vodka was of no consequence since, in Russia, it was so
plentiful. The American businessman sat in quiet contemplation for several
minutes then arose and threw the lawyer out the window.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Poet
Did you hear about the idiot who wanted to become a
poet?
He went to the Post Office to buy a poetic license.
He went to the Post Office to buy a poetic license.
Fish
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!
Because it has its own scales!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in and we'll tell you.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in and we'll tell you.
Ghosts
Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
Soup
Diner: How's your chicken soup today?
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.
Cats
Did you hear about the special offer at the pet store this weekend?
Buy one cat — get one flea!
Buy one cat — get one flea!