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American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories
A woman walked into a savings & loan and said to the loan officer, "I'd like to talk to you about a loan." "Great!" the ecstatic loan officer replied, "How much can you give us?"
American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories
An American, traveling on a train in Europe, met a Cuban tobacco grower, a Russian vodka distiller and a lawyer. While they were talking business, the Cuban took out four cigars and passed them around. After lighting his own cigar, the Cuban took one drag and then threw it out the window, explaining that cigars were of no consequence in his country since there was such an abundance of them. After dinner, the Russian passed out bottles of vodka. After taking just one swig, he threw the bottle out the window, explaining that vodka was of no consequence since, in Russia, it was so plentiful. The American businessman sat in quiet contemplation for several minutes then arose and threw the lawyer out the window.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Water

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.

Cows

How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.

Santa

Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.

Doctors

Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?

Blondes

What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.

Martians

Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.

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