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American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories
There was a very self-sufficient blind man, who did a lot of traveling alone. He was making his first trip to Texas and happened to be seated next to a Texan on the flight.
The Texan spent a lot of time telling him how everything is bigger and better in Texas. By the time the blind man had reached his destination, a large resort hotel, he was very excited about being in Texas.
The long trip had worn him out a little so he decided to stop at the bar for a small soda and a light snack before going up to his room to unpack this clothes.
When the waitress set down his drink, it was in a huge mug. "Wow, I had heard everything in Texas is bigger," he told her.
"That's right,"she replied. The blind man ate his snack and finished his drink. After drinking such a large amount, it was only natural his next stop was going to have to be the restroom. He asked the waitress for directions. She told him to turn left at the register and it would be the second door on the right.
He reached the first door and continued down the hall. A few steps later he stumbled slightly and missed the second door altogether and ended up going through the 3rd door instead. Not realizing he had entered the swimming area he walked forward and immediately fell into the swimming pool.
Remembering everything he had heard about things being bigger in Texas, as soon as he had his head above water he started shouting "Don't flush! Don't flush!"
American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories
A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.
American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories
A banker fell over board from a boat. His friends couldn't find a life preserver.
One asked, "Can you float alone?"
American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories
Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.
American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories
No,Scotty. I said "Beam me ABOARD". Not "A BROAD"
American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories
She was just a moonshiners daughter but I love her still.
American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories
Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories
Yo momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a new hamburger at McDonalds!
American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories
Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.

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